It's kind of like a sunburn, but on your crotch.

I haven't written in so long, and I really don't have an excuse. It's been a busy, productive week. Went out to Ivan Kane's 40 Deuce for a birthday party last Friday night and had a blast with some friends. Sunday I enjoyed a lovely brunch at Veronika's house where I proceeded to stuff my face with way too much brioche. This week at work has been relatively uneventful, well, except for the fact that I now have a Siamese fighting fish as an office pet. I brought him in my office because it's the warmest in the building. And while I'm usually the first to complain about it, (especially when I have armpit stains at 10:30 a.m.,) I like that my sauna of an office is the perfect environment for my new friend.

Tomorrow is my first laser treatment appointment. I'm getting laser hair removal on my bikini line and while I'm thrilled at the prospect of never having to shave or wax again, I'd be lying if I said I wasn't the slightest bit nervous. I believe it's human nature to be somewhat reluctant towards having someone pointing a laser beam at your nether regions. I was told afterwards it would feel like a sunburn. But I'm bringing the vicodin just in case.

Well, I'm going to end this post now because I don't think I could be more boring if I tried. I'll leave you with a little taste of what working in production is like. If you're offended by foul language I'd stop reading right here. This is from my FBP (future business partner)sent to me via IM around 5:12pm. It's pure perfection and just about anyone in production will get a real kick out of it. It's somewhat of a nonsequitur but you get the gist.

FUCKING 1st FUCKING AD (This is my favorite part of the rant. I wish that title fit on a callsheet.)

IM NOT THE FUCKING CAMERA DEPARMENT YOU FUCKING FUCK.. I DONT KNOW WHAT FUCKING GEAR THEY NEED FOR WHAT SHOT. I KNOW WE NEED A DOGGIE CAM, I KNOW THEY NEED TO CALL DOGGIE CAM, I KEEP ASKING THEM IF THEY'VE ORDER THE PROPER GEAR FOR THE SHOT..

IF I DID, I'D BE IN THE FUCKING CAMERA DEPARTMENT!!!!

Thank God It's Friday folks! Have a good weekend.